Noah at a Glance
Calm, masculine wellbeing companion for adults
Who Noah Is For
- Adults wanting more confidence and clarity
- Those feeling stressed, overwhelmed, or uncertain
- Anyone needing a steady, grounding space to talk
What You Get
- 30 days of unlimited text-based support
- Private access through Telegram (simple 3-step setup)
- A grounding welcome message to help you settle in
- Cancel anytime — no contracts or pressure
How to Start Chatting
Getting set up takes just a moment:
- Make sure you have Telegram installed — it’s free on Android, iOS, and desktop devices.
- Sign in or create a Telegram account.
-
Open your private chat link:
https://t.me/Noah_MyJoyToys_Bot
Or search Noah_MyJoyToys_Bot directly inside Telegram. - Tap Start inside Telegram. Noah will give you your own unique access code.
- Follow the bot unlock link in Telegram back to this product page and complete checkout. During checkout, paste your unique access code into the Order Notes box just above the subtotal.
- Once your payment clears, your access will unlock automatically and instantly. You can then return to Telegram and begin chatting with Noah straight away.
Pricing Promise
Access to Noah is £9.99 per month, covering server, hosting, and safety framework costs.
Your price will never increase — guaranteed.
We also support users on disability benefits, low income, or financial hardship with reduced-rate options.
Just message us privately — no judgement, ever.
Important Safety Note
Noah is not a therapist, counsellor, doctor, or crisis service.
He cannot provide medical advice, diagnosis, or emergency support.
Noah offers gentle emotional-support conversation only and does not replace vital mental-health services.
If you are in danger or experiencing a crisis, please contact local emergency services or a crisis hotline immediately.
Noah at a Glance
Calm, masculine wellbeing companion for adults
Who Noah Is For
- Adults wanting more confidence and clarity
- Those feeling stressed, overwhelmed, or uncertain
- Anyone needing a steady, grounding space to talk
What You Get
- 30 days of unlimited text-based support
- Private access through Telegram (simple 3-step setup)
- A grounding welcome message to help you settle in
- Cancel anytime — no contracts or pressure
How to Start Chatting
Getting set up takes just a moment:
- Make sure you have Telegram installed — it’s free on Android, iOS, and desktop devices.
- Sign in or create a Telegram account.
-
Open your private chat link:
https://t.me/Noah_MyJoyToys_Bot
Or search Noah_MyJoyToys_Bot directly inside Telegram. - Tap Start inside Telegram. Noah will give you your own unique access code.
- Follow the bot unlock link in Telegram back to this product page and complete checkout. During checkout, paste your unique access code into the Order Notes box just above the subtotal.
- Once your payment clears, your access will unlock automatically and instantly. You can then return to Telegram and begin chatting with Noah straight away.
Pricing Promise
Access to Noah is £9.99 per month, covering server, hosting, and safety framework costs.
Your price will never increase — guaranteed.
We also support users on disability benefits, low income, or financial hardship with reduced-rate options.
Just message us privately — no judgement, ever.
Important Safety Note
Noah is not a therapist, counsellor, doctor, or crisis service.
He cannot provide medical advice, diagnosis, or emergency support.
Noah offers gentle emotional-support conversation only and does not replace vital mental-health services.
If you are in danger or experiencing a crisis, please contact local emergency services or a crisis hotline immediately.
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